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The number of births in India each year is higher than the entire population of Australia

Frozen lobsters can come back to life when thawed

Only one book has been distributed in more then Bible – the Ikea catalog

Car airbags kill 1 person for every 22 lives that they save

There are 11 towns in the U.S. named Moscow

Drivers kill more deer than hunters

A chameleon`s tongue is twice the length of its body

Justyna

 


 

 
Funny stuff

A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. "I can hardly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed. "That's the smartest dog I've ever seen."
"Nah, he's not so smart," the friend replied. "I've beaten him three games out of five."

Darling, look what a clever pet I bought today!" she exclaims when she gets back home. "He can fly!"


Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
A: To get to the Shell station!

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
A: Holes all over Australia.

Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale?
A: A submarine with a built-in snorkel.

Q: Why do elephants drink so much?
A: To try to forget.

 

 


 Paweł, Michał

 
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