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Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.

– I have a train two to two to Too.
– Oh, I have a train two to two to Too, too!

She sells sea shells, by the seashore.

How much wood, would the woodchuck (gopher) chop, if the woodchuck could chop wood?

Eddie edited it.

Fresh French fried fly fritters

How much caramel can a canny canonball cram in a camel if a canny canonball can cram caramel in a camel?

Yally Bally had a jolly golliwog. Feeling folly, Yally Bally Bought his jolly golli' a dollie made of holly! The golli', feeling jolly, named the holly dollie, Polly. So Yally Bally's jolly golli's holly dollie Polly's also jolly! by Mistah Twistah, Tony Valuch.
 
Kuba J.

 
A very cold winter
The Indians asked their Chief in autumn if the winter was going to be cold or not. Not really knowing an answer, the chief replies that the winter was going to be cold and that the members of the village were to collect wood to be prepared.

Being a good leader, he then went to the next phone booth and called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is this winter to be cold?"

The man on the phone responded, "This winter is going to be quite cold indeed."

So the Chief went back to speed up his people to collect even more wood to be prepared. A week later he called the National Weather Service again, "Is it going to be a very cold winter?"

"Yes", the man replied, "it's going to be a very cold winter."

So the Chief goes back to his people and orders them to go and find every scrap of wood they can find. Two weeks later he calls the National Weather Service again: "Are you absolutely sure that the
winter is going to be very cold?"

"Absolutely," the man replies, "the Indians are collecting wood like crazy!"
Laughing
 
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