What is black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. *** What is black and white and laughing? The penguin that pushed him. *** Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come. *** Name an animal that lives in Lapland? A reindeer Good, now name another. Another reindeer! *** Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts. Finally, the female bird turned to her mate. "Dear," she chirped, "I think it's time to tell him he's adopted." Zuza
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