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Q: How do astronomers organize a party?
A: They planet.Cool

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth?
A: A brick.Cool

Q: What do you give a hurt lemon?

A: Lemon-Aid.Cool

Knock, knock!

Who's there?


Justin who?

Justin time for tea time.Cool

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth?

A: A brick.Cool

Q: When should you buy a bird?

A: When it's cheep!Cool

Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a trampoline?

A: A milkshake!Cool

Q: What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

A: Lilly!Cool

Wojtek Janicki/Teckers

Jokes for Spring

Man said to God: Why did you make women so beautiful?

God said to man: So that you will love them.

Man said to God: But why did you make them so dumb?

God said to man: So that they will love you.


There is a California dude going through a desert. He’s wearing shorts, sunglasses, a towel and listening to music on his walkman. He’s having a good time. Suddenly he sees a caravan approaching. He stops the Arabs and asks them cheerfully: “Hey dudes, how far is the sea?” They look at each other and say: “Two thousand miles!” And he says: “Wow, what a cool beach!”


Money talks. The trouble is, it only knows one word; goodbye.


”Dad, can I have another glass of water please?” “But I’ve given you ten already!”   “Yes, but the bedroom’s still on fire!”


A little boy asks driver: ,, Could you give me a ride please? I’m late for school.”        

“But I’m heading in the opposite direction, son.”

“Even better!”


A couple is celebrating their 60th birthdays. A fairy godmother appears and says she’ll give them one wish each. The wife wants to travel around the world. The fairy waves her wand, and boom! The woman has a wad of tickets in her hand. Next, it is the husband’s says shyly: “Well, I’d like to have a woman 30 years younger than me.” The fairy picks up her wand, and boom! He’s 90!

Piotr Palicki

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