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Q: What comes down but never goes up?
A: Rain.

Q: What goes up when rain comes down?
A: An umbrella!

Q: What is the longest word in the dictionary?
A: Smiles, because there is a mile between each ‘s’

Q: What travels around the world but stays in one spot?
A: A stamp!

Q: What do you get when you cross a porcupine and a turtle?
A: A slowpoke

Q. What do you get when you cross a mouse with a squid?
A. An eektopus!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it’s cold out here!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin the piggy bank again.

Wojtek J.

 
Jokes

Q: How do astronomers organize a party?
A: They planet.Cool

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth?
A: A brick.Cool

Q: What do you give a hurt lemon?

A: Lemon-Aid.Cool

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Justin.

Justin who?

Justin time for tea time.Cool

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth?

A: A brick.Cool

Q: When should you buy a bird?

A: When it's cheep!Cool

Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a trampoline?

A: A milkshake!Cool

Q: What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

A: Lilly!Cool

Wojtek Janicki/Teckers

 
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