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WinkTwo blondes are waiting at a bus stop.

When a bus pulls up and opens the door, one of the blondes leans inside and asks the bus driver:`Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?`

The bus driver shakes his head and says,`No, I`m sorry.`

At this the other blonde leans inside, smiles, and twitters: `Will it take ME?`


 

WinkQ: Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

A: So she could use it as a mirror.


WinkWhat is the longest word in the English language? 'Smiles'.  Because there is a mile between its first and last letters.


WinkWhat did Anne Boleyn's mother say when her daughter said that she had fallen in love with Henry the VIII and was going to marry him? That man's not worth losing your head over.

Basia T., Natalia P.


 
Top 10

TOP 10 THINGS ONLY WOMEN CAN UNDERSTAND

10. Why it's good to have five pairs of black shoes.

9. The difference between cream, ivory, and off-white.

8. Crying can be fun.

7. FAT CLOTHES.

6. A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae make a balanced lunch.

5. Discovering a designer dress on the clearance rack can be considered a peak life experience.

4. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.

3. A good man might be hard to find, but a good hairdresser is next to impossible.

2. Why a phone call between two women never lasts under ten minutes.

AND THE NUMBER ONE THING ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND:

1. OTHER WOMEN!

 
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