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A blonde girl goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts. When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee – ouch! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts.”

The doctor says, “I know what’s wrong with you – you’ve broken your finger!”

Innocent

Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an “I”.

Student: I is the…

Teacher: Stop! Never put “is” after an “I”. Always put “am” after an “I”.

Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

Innocent

What begins with a P, ends with an E and has thousands of letters?

A post office.

Innocent

A guy walks into the bar and demand to know, “Who is the strongest in here?”. The toughest guy looks at him and says, “I am the strongest around here!” The other guy politely asks, “Can you help me push my car to the gas station?”

Innocent

Pupil: Would you punish me for something I didn’t do?

Teacher: Of course not.

Pupil: Good, because I haven’t done my homework.

Innocent

“Where was the Independence Declaration signed?”

“At the bottom.”

Piotr P.

 
Net review

Today, all people spend a lot of their time surfing the Net. And, definitely, they find many strange, interesting or surprising videos, websites and forums. If you want to see amazing people on YouTube or other part of the Net, I will invite you to read my section on “LOLCAT”: my Net-review! So, let’s start!

HowToBasic

No, no, no! It isn’t a good idea to learn cooking based on these videos!

‘HowToBasic’ is a channel on YouTube. Person, whose face no one has seen, makes dishes, for example banana bread, pizza, sushi and brownies. Sounds great, isn’t it? But, this picture about his channel isn’t precise. Because, who makes chocolate Easter egg using real egg?! And Coke? Or cheeseburger? Or hotdog? WHO!? Yes, the answer is – HIM! Everything with eggs.. Yummy?

It’s one more thing, why I admire him - he ALWAYS has tidiness!

So, I really recommend ‘HowToBasic’, when You are in a bad mood!

http://www.youtube.com/user/HowToBasic?feature=watch

Ola K.

 
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