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A blonde girl goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts. When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee – ouch! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts.”

The doctor says, “I know what’s wrong with you – you’ve broken your finger!”

Innocent

Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an “I”.

Student: I is the…

Teacher: Stop! Never put “is” after an “I”. Always put “am” after an “I”.

Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

Innocent

What begins with a P, ends with an E and has thousands of letters?

A post office.

Innocent

A guy walks into the bar and demand to know, “Who is the strongest in here?”. The toughest guy looks at him and says, “I am the strongest around here!” The other guy politely asks, “Can you help me push my car to the gas station?”

Innocent

Pupil: Would you punish me for something I didn’t do?

Teacher: Of course not.

Pupil: Good, because I haven’t done my homework.

Innocent

“Where was the Independence Declaration signed?”

“At the bottom.”

Piotr P.

 
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